Archive for April, 2009
« Previous EntriesVicki’s work has gotten so hard……..
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009that she has taken to wearing a hard hat. Something about “when the shit comes down I don’t want it on me”. So this nite I went out and bought her a hard hat as this seems to be the kind of protection she needs. She doesn’t even work construction so you know things must [...]
Friday Joke
Friday, April 17th, 2009Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, from Chicago, responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them [...]
A snag in the theory of Evolution
Thursday, April 16th, 2009In a severe blow to the credibility of evolutionary science, biologist Richard Dawkins admitted today that Darwin’s theory of evolution could offer no rational explanation for the continued existence of creationists. The process of natural selection sees genes which provide an advantage in the battle for survival being preserved across generations, but scientists can find [...]
There is a difference in 1st Class
Thursday, April 16th, 2009Scary even without the soundtrack
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Give ME a Caption
Sunday, April 12th, 2009Its that time of year when we are sent pictures without captions. Maybed they were attached when mailed but they arrive on my doorstep without them. So please send me your captions. ” Miss Migilacuddy didn’t know what ‘carnivore’ meant……but now she does” something like that. – The Management
When donuts talk
Saturday, April 11th, 2009People dont’ believe me when I tell that donuts talk – and the especially like talking to me!! I walk into work and the first thing they do is start to bad mouth all the healthy food on the counter next to them. “Yeah go ahead and eat a banana – it doesn’t love you [...]
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