Archive for March, 2009
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Sunday, March 29th, 2009My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, [...]
Definition of BAD LUCK
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009Man survived both atomic bombings Tsutomu Yamaguchi in 2007 Mr Yamaguchi had the bad luck to be in Hiroshima and then Nagasaki Japan has certified a man aged 93 as the only known survivor of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, both hit by atomic bombs towards the end of World War II. Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima [...]
What are YOUR Goals
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009After 54 years on this planet I still have many goals left to attain. What are yours? I’ve pretty much mastered parallel parking which my ex- said I would never do. Hah! Childs play. One of my other goals is to learn how to tie knots – no I don’t mean like on your shoes [...]
Mortgage Mess Primer
Friday, March 20th, 2009And………..somewhere in your hometown this is going on:
People really believe this Shit
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009So this patient came in today – she had nothing really wrong with her. She wanted to hedge her bets so she tells me she went to an alternative medicine doctor. Now I don’t mind this – hey it’s a free world. But she tells me that this practioner diagnosed her with a virus in [...]
Rodney WE Miss you
Monday, March 16th, 2009I was so poor growing up… If I wasn’t born a boy… I’d have nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called [...]
Riddle me This
Monday, March 16th, 2009YOU’RE BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR, KEEPING A CONSTANT SPEED. ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE YOU HAVE AN ABYSS AND ON YOUR LEFT SIDE YOUR HAVE A FIRE ENGINE WHICH IS DRIVING AT THE SAME SPEED AS YOU. IN FRONT OF YOU IS A PIG (TWICE YOUR SIZE) WHICH IS JUMPING, AND BEHIND YOU A [...]
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